Just bought the ones I hadn’t read that the Sad Puppies hate. Seems like a good way to pick out quality writing :)

And you just know he refers to them as females. Not women.

Willy Wonka has a message for this person and all the other butthurt conservative bigots out there:

My reaction to those people:

Any chance of having this updated throughout the day as the more prominent asshats continue to speak out? Surely each and every one of the clowns hoping for the Republican presidential nomination will have some laughable comment, and I’d love to have them all in one tidy place. Pretty please, Anna?

Am I the only person left alive who thinks it is okay to come away from an event/experience with just memories and a sense of satisfaction for having enjoyed something?

I’m starting to suspect that this “Cat Louis” entity is not actually a legit feline. Where are the articles about best fancy feast flavors, coolest clothing fabrics to shred with one’s claws or which type of soil is easiest to bury one’s poo in?

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Since I used Colbert earlier, I’ll swap it up to show my excitement for the upcoming shit train that will be the Republican Primary.

Dumbass. Everyone knows he has to win a few games before be becomes immune to the law.

Hastily scrambled together “responses to the debate” from those left. It will be WONDERFUL!

I am sooooo excited for these Republican debates!

I’m not sure why it is so hard for some people to accept that they have shitty people in their family tree. It almost seems inevitable that if you trace back far enough, there’s a monster lurking. That doesn’t define you unless you let it, which, sadly, some people do. Ben Affleck’s attempting to hide his ancestor’s…

Totally, the first freakin’ sentence of her quote is “we learn that she has grown up black.” For something that means nothing to her, it makes sense to lead with that bit of information.

Ouch. Thank you for the explanation.

With our automatic tip-out policy (we had to give 5%), it ended up that I would have to pay about 60 dollars for the “honor” of serving them .

Book deals for everyone involved! Paid exclusive interviews! Someone say reality show? Lifetime movie? Seriously, though, the simplest answer is probably true: C.R.E.A.M. Dolla dolla bill, yall.

Years ago, when I was in Chicago, my sister-in-law and her boyfriend came to visit and proceeded to screw loudly in the bedroom above ours late into the night. It was annoying and my wife mentioned it to her, which caused a big fight.

Thatz not okay. If can’t provide your own private accommodations for fucking (hotel room, car, hastily constructed lean-to), then you shouldn’t be fucking*.

Full disclosure, one reason I was so obsessed with it is that for the longest time only my older brothers were allowed to use it because I was “too young.”

I wish this would make a comeback: