I had no clue when it was happening and somehow never saw it. But then guy dorms weren’t always up to date with other guy dorms’ events.

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Sam Brownback sounds like a great stage name for gay porn.

I also gather that he doesn’t want his daughter, at age 5, to start thinking that her body is something that should be shamefully hidden away, and that the school shouldn’t be sending her that message. At least that’s the impression I got.

70% of women require clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm.

I’m waiting for the day when the kids take REAL offense to Dad walking around in his underwear.

I’m sure tons of people approved it. They knew exactly how much free publicity their brand would get for the implications of the slogan. After a brief media frenzy, they’ll apologize with some B.S. about being misunderstood, try to score some cheap points by pretending to care about sexual assault while denying their…

Reached for comment, Bieber responded via meme:

Ugh. Had to google vagankle and instantly regret it.

They’ve got nothing on the Queen O’ Twerk.

In TV post-production, I know that a lot of places will post anonymously via places like Staff Me Up for two reasons.

“I have felt some sexual tension when I have been in her presence,” he told Kuby.

Everyone knows children repeat what they see.

“If bees cared about these pesticides, they’d have contributed to my Super PAC like the pesticide companies did.” —Assorted members of Congress

Eh, haven’t bothered with the books or movies, but I’m cool with all this. Nice to see a random person get wildly rich for a change.

If I say “George,” you think “Bush.”

My mantra of calling bullshit on every “miraculous” story that pops up on the internet has proven correct again! I’m batting a cool 100%!

Bring on the GOP debates.