But it’s been a really long month.

Imagine having to take a dump in one of these around the 8th inning.

Fuck [some] religious people.

This is all I can think of upon watching that video:

Her inspiration for the whole thing came from this:

Taint no good way to grip it.

Asked for comment, Bill Cosby replied, "Amateur. First you put the pills in the booze, then you squeeze the boobs."

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My take is simply that it is your life, your body, so do what you want with it while avoiding what you don't. It's really not that hard. If no blow job is a deal breaker, at least she's honest, and you wouldn't be a match for her anyway. The outrage toward her for writing this just reminds me how shitty people can…

Callin' it now. She's a beard.

That video sounds more like the aftermath of said stroke.

This is why I always try to finish before my wife. Got to leave her wanting more to increase the frequency of our sex life...

"From what I've heard from doctors, in the case of "legitimate abortion" the fetus has ways to try and shut that whole thing down."

If you don't want to be pregnant for the full 9 months, just abort your baby early on, then reverse it closer to the due date. So much easier! Babies and abortions for everyone!

Wait, won't this increase abortions? Like if someone is on the fence, and they are told the abortion is reversible, wouldn't they be more likely than before to think, "Well, if I can change my mind later and get the baby back, why the hell not?" I know that isn't the point of the article, but even with their made up…

She looks so devoid of soul lately. Has the devil already taken his due?

It has kung-fu action grip! Seriously, why didn't they also add in a giant hand pushing a button on his back?

It's got people talking about CNN, and these days companies do and say anything to go viral. I'm sure whomever came up with this abomination is getting a good pat on the back.

The problem is that these assholes view prison rape as part of the punishment. Growing up in a really Republican (and, not surprisingly, really conservative Christian area), the consensus among many people was that people in prison deserved to be raped, as if being incarcerated wasn't deterrent or punishment enough. …