The bot is all like, "Whoa hell yeah! All three holes are open for business!"

To this day, I still get sad little chills whenever I listen to Nirvana. Especially the unplugged album.

I'm still waiting for the "thumb up a stranger's ass for prostate cancer awareness" trend to start. Maybe if that becomes a viral trend, that dude I met on the subway the other day will drop the charges...

But all my work meetings involve sex...

Instead of writing the FCC, these people should rushing to the nearest proctologist to see about getting that stick out of their ass.

If he's quitting to be with his family, I'm all for that. In fact, it has been a refreshing off-season seeing players put their health and families above the game. On a side note, 7 kids! Good god.

Mine was, but not necessarily for the education. I work in a field where it can be tough to catch a break and get your first solid gig (post-production, where to get a job, you need credits because post-supervisors don't want to risk someone new blowing up their budget/schedule). The standard grind seems to be to…

Perfect!

Self important and stupid? Why isn't he the 2016 Republican Presidential candidate yet? Someone get the RNC on this!

So if the Eagles trade Bradford for the Browns' pick, then package their first with the newly acquired first to move up and select Mariota, would they still get the conditional 3rd round pick since Bradford wouldn't be playing for them? That would make the cost of Mariota their 2015 first, 2015 fourth, 2016 second &…

Hey, bears are people too, just like twinks.

Who the hell is Eva? Is he really putting some chick he wants to bang on a random to-do list? (Yay! A "to do" list). "Hmm, what do I need to do today? Book my flight, study some film, fuck Eva, make my Hummer payment..." Of course, considering he murdered a dude, this might have much scarier implications.

#2 <—-But if he dumps her, she'll just have her buddy cop there arrest him again. And this time the exact same behavior will somehow be "resisting arrest."

I'd love to see him end his career kicking ass with a great QB. Maybe top it all off with a Super Bowl. He's always struck me as a classy player.

Why the fuck is Marshawn at CPAC? Jokes aside, I actually really wish he would have gone to CPAC, just to watch Sarah Palin fear cream herself.

But..but (sarcasm coming) high school athletics are about wish fulfillment of parents, not developing our youth into good people.

And I watched this while pooping! Yay bodily functions.

In all fairness, dogs have done more for Florida, and the world, really, than God ever did.

Crappy policy, but if you don't like it, vote with your dollars. This blog post won't accomplish shit, but if folks refused to purchase it without an adaptor included, Nintendo wouldn't try to pull this type of move. They could not care less about a blog bitching about their practices if, upon completing said blog,…

Says a little something about priorities for these players. I don't care how pumped up I am, if I'm trampling a human being, something's got to change. But "U kno, whatevs, gotz game 2 play."