Man, you suck. You’re over here cheering the thought of people potentially (but not really) getting shot cause some asshole stopped their car where they shouldn’t have. 

Reminds me of this one.

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

“Cheesesteak cheesesteak Rocky Eagles fuck."

McGriff should be in the hall of fame simply for not hitting that blind fuck over the head with his bat after that call.  I remember watching that live.  I HATED the 90s Braves and still had to shake my head at that entire game.

I’m sure those autocrats also like torture and putting kids in cages, but it doesn’t mean first-world countries should. 

half as better.

So, to recap.

Generally really enjoy your writing Chris, but this is a terrible article.

The only way to shift all blame away from the Warriors, as Durant at least appears to be doing, is to insist that the calf injury and the Achilles injury are completely unrelated

So when KD uses burners to pump up his image, it’s lame. And when he doesn’t blame anyone else for a career setback, it’s also lame.

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

“The First Pancake.”

I love swearing. A properly placed “fuck this fucking fuck” is so satisfying as an emotional release, I say it regularly as a way to avoid therapy.

I will admit though that there is something so heinously hilarious about non-expletive insults when you’re insulting another person, that sometimes it’s the superior move…

I really think that what the Jays are doing will be instructive to the rest of the league. Forget investing a ton of money in scouting and development. Just start paying a premium for genuine ex-big leaguer semen. Forget stud prospects, embrace stud fees. The Jays have clearly shown they can’t draft, sign or trade…

He was moonlighting.