That’s the kind of indignity that this type of rage should be saved for. Give me curds or give me death!

I’m pretty sure that we’re working on a way to use moral outrage as a renewable energy source.

And I’m sure you complained very loudly politely in both French and English, plus at least one indigenous language. ;)

right.

dude, though, the other day I got a poutine with shredded cheese. SHREDDED. now THAT shit is unpatriotic.

As is he. And I bet those bitching now had nothing to say about this:

Wrong. If you don’t wear the stars and stripes, you might as well be in the Taliban.

The pledge, which should always omit the phrase “under God”. Just take your hat off for the anthem.

As a Canadian I have to say, yet again, that Americans get angry over the stupidest shit.

It’s also a line that works as caption for any New Yorker cartoon. Just try it!

Exactly. This sentiment is precisely the belief / guiding principle of defense attorneys - the notion that even the most repugnant among us have basic rights that should be defended.

The lawyers also point out that the practice of selecting a jury that requires “death qualification” cannot be controlled for prejudice.

That's when we know that the Constitution works. When we acknowledge the constitutional rights of a little shit like this.

I hate it when racist murdering assholes make me agree with them.

Excellent job, WNBA. These players have just enough to lose that they would be strongly tempted to stay quiet and toe the line, but they don’t. That’s fantastic.

That took me a few minutes.

If the WNBA let this go unpunished then most people wouldn’t have heard about it. But thanks to their desire to crush the expression it actually got way more publicity than any normal WNBA coverage gets.

I think this counts as irony.

Battlefield Earth is the only movie I’ve ever actually thought about asking for my money back. Saw it opening night and the entire theater was packed and we all laughed/cringed and dry heaved at the awfulness of it all.

You sick fuck!

It bothers me so much that this doesn’t actually rhyme...

Modest is hottest, as the Mormons say