I much prefer smileys to "lol." I think lol should only be used as a response to a joke, not to indicate that the writer is making one. I always feel like I'm being told to laugh and sometimes, well, people aren't funny.

As was I. And I KNEW the answer, the mice told me.

The percentage of advertising on television that is for air fresheners both astounds and offends me. Can't imagine what that industry must be worth.

If someone walked through that door, you'd think that they were a floating head!

I think you just invented a new Lifehacker series/column/whatever. Lazyhacker, for those of us who love Lifehacker, but are too lazy to actually do most of the stuff! Editors, get on this! :) ('Cause I won't, too lazy.)

One of the main reasons I never switched from FoxIt to Sumatra is that very same "horrific eye-searing yellow." Opened it once, and said, "Why switch?"

Ever figure out how to count to Windows 7? I go 3.x, 95, 98, ME, XP, Vista, 7, unless they went the NT route (??? 3.x, 2000, XP, Vista, 7?) (And Vista is equal to 0, mathematically.)

Yes.

Yeah! (I miss Gina, no offense or criticism intended, boys.)

Face slap.

@DH405: I imagine that's 300lbs per. 1200 should hold most couples and their bed. Of course, if there's three or more...

I tried using a standing desk for a while (actually a lab bench,) and I found that a height that was comfortable to type was low to use a mouse on. Anybody else?

@HunterShoptaw: I know, (or did, anyway, at one point) I just like how it sounds. Should have use a smiley or some such. And since you brought it up... :)

Wall clock. 11:57 doesn't seem like 3 minutes to 12.

@unbeliever2: Those aren't thumbs!

@Dabamasha: WIN

@Zundfolge: The Regina Liar-Pest on Lifehacker? Awesome.

@HunterShoptaw: Including (speaking as a part-time rookie computer tech) being too ignorant to know that you can't run multiple anti-virii.