Don't buy the rubber bumper version of the Midget. The engine is awful, the ride has been ruined, and it looks terrible. For the same price, you can find a good condition chrome bumper car with the same A-series engine that made the Mini famous.

Glad the fire extinguisher worked! Those Kiddie extinguishers are on a massive recall, partly for failing to work properly. If you have any more, get them replaced.

You need to up your tortilla game. Flour tortillas should be fluffy!

I recommend taking an old, quirky convertible, something like a 1970 MG Midget. Start somewhere near the center of the country. Say, Denver. Then drive northwest, through a bit of Canada, to Seattle. Now here’s the really cool part: drive south the entire length of the US Pacific coastline. Finish up with a sprint…

Necessary subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/showerbeer/

What about Deadpool? He regrows everything. Everything.

I’ve had a similar leak from the head. When everything cools down, it will be prone to sucking air in through the gap. Then you have a bubble somewhere in the head. Then you heat it up again, the air expands, and even more coolant is forced out of the gap. Then more air is sucked in, creating more pressure, until it’s…

Don’t forget, diamonds are bullshit...
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Go watch American Psycho.

One tool that doesn’t get mentioned nearly enough is OpenSCAD. If you have basic coding skills, you can write code to make a 3D model. The really nice thing is that you can download a lot of premade objects and include them in your model, with the ability to tweak them if needed.

Lockette had enough time to push off Jones (note it’s Lockette’s arm extending, not Jones’; Jones had his back to Lockette) and engage Heath with his arms. If you watch closely, Lockette lowered his shoulders for the hit, and brought his hands up to Heath’s shoulders, like every single player does when engaging a…

Banks always have notaries, and if you have an account there, they’ll usually do it for free.