look at that body roll holy crap

At least they look better than how the government messed with the 930 Turbo & the Countach, although they add some 80's charm to look at them now

Every time I read these stories, all I can think of is this movie

This story just keeps getting worse.

you'd better shut up, i'll tell ya'what

It's a damn shame what's happened to Mitsu over the years

I shudder to even think about it

But the important question is: Are these the largest taillamps in the industry?

It looks good.

I bet Hank will get one in season 6 of Breaki-

All the same, I think I'd prefer if Nitschke sticks to his books.

The car's intent on destroying your legs because, well, if you're driving a Corolla, you've probably given up anyway.

Please

There's some more footage I'd like to see.

my lord & savior

Small penis? I need a truck this big for my really, really big penis! AMERICA!

The story gets a little [re: a lot] melodramatic, but seriously: Ouch

Dishonorable mention: All of Northern Illinois

Before I can watch the new bad Versa Note advert, I have to watch the first bad Versa Note advert. Also: This is the nastiest cover I've ever heard

I feel like Webber could've hopped on the right side of the car instead of the left side and avoided this, but the FIA could've-not overlooked-gone a bit easier with this.