French.

After the graceless rear ends on many of the most recent Ferraris, it's good to see them get that part of the design right. Unfortunately, they've completely botched the front end. It looks like a pastiche of generic Japanese styling cues—kind of like the result of a drunken tryst between a Z-car and a Mazda 3.

I won't be satisfied until I read the Warren Commission's findings on the ultimate fate of the hearse...

@87CE 95PV Type Я: early '70s Maserati engine + early '70s Citroen hydraulics...

Citroen SM. Needs no explanation, really.

It's been a while since we've had some calendar girls.

@Alfisted: I heard a rumor it involves diapers, but I don't think the major news outlets have been able to confirm that yet...

@Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine:

In other fresh news, Imus in the Morning was canceled in April of 2007 after Imus described the Rutgers University women's basketball team on the air as "nappy-headed hos."

Why, a "pimped-out" Kia Amanti, of course.

@Trent Hacker: GUYS I AM DEVASTATED. I CANNOT BELIEVE MY LUCK. THE CAR WAS LEFT IN THE STREET IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE HERE IN DETROIT WITH THE KEY IN IT. RUNNING. I WENT ON VACATION FOR A WEEK AND CAME STRAIGHT HOME. IT WAS STILL THERE AND OUT OF GAS. NOBODY HAD STOLEN IT. IT'S NOT FAIR THAT I HAVE TO KEEP…

The side pipes and spokes are not good. Also, I'd really like to see some pictures of the "S-10 frame" and how, exactly, it has been married to the rest of the car.

@3 Cylinders of Fury: Found him.

I have no problem with this guy driving his Ferrari in the snow. It's pretty much everything else about him that has me convinced that the best part of him ran down his mother's leg.

This is great—there is a banner ad for Slurpees right above the comments. Now that's what I call synergy!!!

@BrtStlnd: It wasn't just "348Tony" or "probable cause"—the entire thread was littered with poor grammar and misspellings. Oh, and stupidity. Lots of stupidity.

@duurtlang: I'd call it a badge-engineered Dacia. It's all Renault as far as I'm concerned.

"Ran when parked"

For all the haters out there, the ad has been taken down by the seller, so it's safe to assume it wasn't *too* crack pipe.

@ssrock64: I was tempted to post the Fighter instead, but I figured the Blenheim would make a better replacement for an "American Classic."