“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

She’s hired because there aren’t a whole lot of options when it comes to messaging to women that a Republican candidate can viably grasp on to while remaining firmly on their platform.

I will add the words of Jesse Williams to your great gifs

Look at Jerry Hall wearing flats so she won’t tower over the walking penis next to her.

It helps if you’re stoned, 23, you don’t have cable, and it’s 1996.

Yep, the true inheritor of Stewart’s crown is Samantha Bee’s incisive Full Frontal. I can’t even remember the last time I watched a clip of The Daily Show, much less a full episode.

“...it doesn’t matter which subject it is, you’re a bigot or you’re a racist.”

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far…

i’m going to re-post my reply to everyone who think these teachers’ comments are ok:

I didn’t but now I do. Thanks Jezebel! *stomps off in huff*

It’s actually true— the ambulance didn’t come equipped with a time machine to go back two weeks so his parents could take him to a doctor.

Right? I feel like I could have lived the rest of my life just not knowing that information at all. :-/

“Top of the Lake 2 ya!"

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

Couldn’t you then say, by this absolutely ridiculous logic, that George W. Bush was directly responsible for the shooting because he invaded Iraq, which caused Obama to inherit troops there that he needed to pull out?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooooff.

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

WHAT’RE WE CALLING THEM? T-HIDDLES? TIDDLES? LORD AND TAYLOR?

Pam Bondi: “I was defending the constitution”