Truly. When the primary season’s shit show went into effect, everyone was like, “COME BACK, JON STEWART! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE US!”

Sam Bee is a goddess.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

I don’t know latin so I’m just going to assume that chest tattoo translates into “No Ragrets.”

Dear Leslie,

“...misuse of alcohol that was a well-established contributor in this case.”

1000 words later... “I was taught that if I ever drink alcohol and get raped, it will be my fault and no one else’s, and I have never once thought to question the validity of that logic, so when my friend chose to rape an unconscious woman who had been drinking, I parroted back the same inane bullshit I had been force…

Dear Leslie Rasmussen,

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

She really should just stop.

Far more common than who thought? Because I’m pretty sure most women are not surprised by the news that when rapists get away with one rape, they go commit more. That’s what happens when a society doesn’t take rape as seriously as it should.

...at recess, where Logan reportedly likes to practice speeches about Trump.

...Logan told CBS 6 on Friday. “The First Amendment says I can wear my hat.”

Yep. That quote from the judge -

You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

for more attention. I mean more awareness.

Damn! I love it when they lay the smack down. Once, out at the range, a visiting officer commented on how there were "so many women out here." There were exactly four of us. We pretty much just rolled our eyes and were like "Yes, sir."

Oh honey. As much as I applaud casting attractive men in gay porn in your imagination, I think if this kid were inclined to hustle he would’ve figured it out on his own a long time ago and would not be married to a nurse and living in Stockton.