I guess it made it easy for her to fuck her married director because Kristen didn’t know his wife. She was just some amorphous concept and no one that Kristen had to concern herself with.

Yeah. If you’d kept your hot mess of a husband: Alive, employed, managed, fed and clothed and supported and he KEPT stepping out... I can support her and any woman who says, “enough.”

Pretty much since he left Vanessa, married up with a fame-monger and became mall-centric Keith Richards... he just creeps me the fuck out.

I think love, in their case, has been in and out of it and struggling to formulate a cogent sentence while fumbling for words and stammering aimlessly for quite a long time, actually.

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

Yeah, I’d like to support the sisterhood on this, but I just can’t, mainly because I despise him just that much. If Melania didn’t know what she was getting into by marrying the controversial rich asshole, accent on “asshole,” that’s kind of her problem. Some small part of me thinks she is seriously wondering what she…

Oh, he pulled it out all right. He pulled. It. Out.

In case no one noticed, in his pile of sub-taco-bowl reading material is a picture of ex-wife Marla Trump in a bikini.

omg

FULLY support. Murphy does best when he draws from historical material so the narrative can’t go off the rails.

How about a law that says that you can't hold pictures of fetuses within 2,000 feet of an elementary school? That seems more effective.

You know, feeding and clothing a child, helping them get an education, experience the world - that sounds a lot like parenting. Except the whole creeping-on-you-when-you-were-a-child.

I love how in his narrative she goes straight from the orphanage to their marital bed. You creepy, creepy fuck.

“And she was picked up and put in an orphanage. And so I’ve been able to really make her life better.” - Woody Allen

And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.

You’re saying how you changed her. How has she changed you?

Oh, shut the fuck up.

I’m just going to repost my comment from the original The Slot post.

Why in the world do they suddenly care about women being assaulted. No one seemed to care when it was a drunk guy trying to grope me in the middle of the street or on the subway or at a concert.

OH WAIT, ITS not about that is it

An actual baby wins a stand-up comedy contest.