Is this you?

Auto mechanics around the world euphoric over job security prospects.

Yes but have you considered that noted environmentalist James Francis Cameron has a Venezuelan frog species named after him, while lesser talent Steven Spielberg does not?

I also vibrate like crazy with mechanical stimulus

Lexus doesn’t make a convertible

Having short yellow lights, and varying lengths of time from town to town are very important to revenue genera..... I mean public safety.  

+1 Cleveland Steamer. Seems legit.

A new Chrysler TC by Maserati ??

More like two couples hooking up at a swingers’ party.

Problem is this study was taken the last time Nissan updated their lineup, so it’s about 13 years old.

Did you just use gay to mean lame? What is this? Jr high in 90s?

FIFY.

That isn’t true. I have a friend who is trans, and she is 100% passing, and she has said the difference between how she got treated as a guy and how she now gets treated as a woman is night and day. People say things like equal opportunity offenders, but I hear directly from someone who has been on both sides that…

I hope he got over the time Mr McDowell left him on the front porch in the rain, holding a bouquet of flowers.

If The Athletic wants a less-obvious way to prevent people from commenting they should just switch to Kinja.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

When the Universal Imports cover no longer works for Bond, James Bond, he should consider sneaking around as a vanlife blogger. That should get him quick access to all the swankiest casinos.

That’s referred to as Audi Service Position.

Someone needs to tell him about this amazing fuel-saving device that costs thousands less than all this junk they’re putting into cars now.