Trump just want to safeguard the right of evangelicals to discriminate and oppress others.

Xenomorph: You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you’re unsafe. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous.

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

Starred because I heard Worfs voice saying that.

“Brady’s head has gotten inexplicably SMALLER since his rookie season.”

Counterpoint: if you’re going to square off against a professional athlete, an NBA player is probably your safest bet

A few observations. yes it is the first series prodiction V12 since the Daytona Spyder, but really it a follow on to the barely limited production 575 Superamerica (which they made 599 units of when they only made 122 Daytona Spyders). Below my late Father’s example one of only 22 made with a manual gearbox.

Eagerly awaiting her interview in which she reveals how much she relies on OJ Simpson’s fantasy football advice to guide her drafting

Let us not forget his groundbreaking performance in National Lampoon’s Senior Trip.

Ah, 2161, that will have been a very good year.

Looks like someone is gunning for Endgame’s #1 spot. 

Yes. Not just the network but the spectrum. Sprint is (was? not sure if still true) the largest holder of cellular bands. Theyve just been mismanaged and flailing so long they havent been able to afford the buildout to capitalize on it.

“We will make an artificial noise as is legally required,” he said, “and we’re going through a development process to work out what that noise is for Lotus today. That noise will become synonymous with Lotus. It can happen at all speeds, but only legally up to 12 mph. It’ll become the equivalent of an exhaust note.”

Pretty psyched to see the return of everyone’s favorite holiday

Looks like the Redskins off-season plan is coming together nicely.  

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

They hired Simon from SNL. He makes good drawrings.

“B-ball so hard”
“What she order?”
“Fish-less filet?”

It’s the Donald Trump of energy drinks

He should name the pup “Mister Woof.”