“B-ball so hard”
“What she order?”
“Fish-less filet?”

It’s the Donald Trump of energy drinks

What makes it even harder is, even if you win the Cup, the MX-5 Cup holders can be detached and removed...

Many of these cars are available for purchase only upon invitation from the vehicle manufacturer.

Nah, it’ll be called the BMW Individual 340Li xDrive Model V6 Brake Coupe Excellence THE NEXT 100 YEARS

Then they will bust you for having non-DOT-approved exterior lighting.

It gets weirder than that. I have a 924S and the power mirror adjuster is a joystick inside of a hole on the underside of the driver’s-side armrest. You switch which mirror it adjusts using an unmarked switch in the center console. I didn’t realize it even had power mirrors until 6 months after I got it. Also the…

Their offense is literally designed around a QB who Kaepernick backed up and then replaced, but I guess they’ve already substituted the Sanchez package and for some reason an error keeps popping up when they try to delete it.

I think he ran the concession stand in week 3 and successfully kept Jameis Winston away from the crab legs.

Almost as good as a win for Haas, because you know GRO would have put that car in a wall at some point during the race and cost them $1M anyway.

Yeah but the Porsche Panera Bread Turbo is more impressive than that.

Let’s go to Booger for more analysis:

Nathan Peterman

what an equally white comparison

Having a “sellout” doesn’t mean that fans actually attend the games; it just means that all the tickets were sold. In 1994, the vast majority of the tickets were probably in the hands of season ticket-holders, who, while they didn’t want to show up to see Heath Shuler mistake his receivers for the opposing team, were…

bro - you’re in a fitness CLASS? You’re the modern definition of emo 

Bad Hombres V Nasty Woman: Dawn of Justice

Fuck Jimmy John’s for numerous reasons, not the least of which is the unethical way they have dealt with employees and the fact that Jimmy John Liataud is a trophy hunting piece of shit.