[Magic Johnson shows Bow Wow where his jersey will go in the Staples Center rafters]

believed Barack Obama scaled the walls of Trump Towers to plant listening devices

Your whole country is a joke lol what a fucking shitshow week after week.

Watched this with girlfriends parents and her brother and his wife. All of them NRA, trumptards, except my GF. They kept yelling trumpublican and nra talking points every time a kid would speak. Was brutal. All were in agrreement....”If I had a gun I would’ve shot him in a second.” “Need more guns in school!”

First Lt Yar, now our tires!!

I understand 45 already asked the joint chiefs to start planning for an invasion of Wakanda.

If you liked Horny Action Incompetence Trek in the theaters and can get past an entire series worth of plot revolving around Magic Mushroom Space Drive, maybe.

That would be a more effective method of blackmail, too.

“Eat Air” was what my brother called it when he would pin me down and fart on my head.

Maybe Leia was using the force to propel them!

Fooled me. I thought it was a Mitsnowbishi Starion.

The only benefit to gate-checking over a carry on is not having to find a place for it in the overhead. Your bag is still with you through security and up to the gate. I suppose it doesn’t have to accompany you to your pre-boarding restroom break.

Pretty accurate summation of the reactions of the board of directors.

Hold his daughter hostage in a foreign country!