That would be a more effective method of blackmail, too.

“Eat Air” was what my brother called it when he would pin me down and fart on my head.

Maybe Leia was using the force to propel them!

Fooled me. I thought it was a Mitsnowbishi Starion.

The only benefit to gate-checking over a carry on is not having to find a place for it in the overhead. Your bag is still with you through security and up to the gate. I suppose it doesn’t have to accompany you to your pre-boarding restroom break.

Pretty accurate summation of the reactions of the board of directors.

Hold his daughter hostage in a foreign country!

This upcoming generation of black girls is just amazing. They really make me worry less.But they shouldn’t have to be this savvy, this ‘on,’ and this resilient all the damn time.

What does your HOA think about all the Jeeps David?

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

He should have sprung for the premium seat selection.

I was at Costco this weekend and the dude in the urinal next to me had his two sons with him. None of them washed their hands. All I could think of was these two grubby kids wiping dicks hands on everything in Costco.

the right ‘wing’ has a fuel gauge, fuel range, outside temp, and your cruise control set speed.

Fake video. You’d never see anyone associated with the Redskins tackle with that kind of effort.

Cooke comments are merely continuing the tradition of honor, respect and pride synonymous with the Redskins name.