Pretty accurate summation of the reactions of the board of directors.

Hold his daughter hostage in a foreign country!

This upcoming generation of black girls is just amazing. They really make me worry less.But they shouldn’t have to be this savvy, this ‘on,’ and this resilient all the damn time.

What does your HOA think about all the Jeeps David?

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

I was at Costco this weekend and the dude in the urinal next to me had his two sons with him. None of them washed their hands. All I could think of was these two grubby kids wiping dicks hands on everything in Costco.

the right ‘wing’ has a fuel gauge, fuel range, outside temp, and your cruise control set speed.

Fake video. You’d never see anyone associated with the Redskins tackle with that kind of effort.

Cooke comments are merely continuing the tradition of honor, respect and pride synonymous with the Redskins name.

I’d expect nothing less from Worf’s brother.

Trump’s look is like the devil securing another soul and Romney lookes like he just got busted with a hooker.

I mean, if a Hyundai Accent is one’s benchmark for car technology...

At least it wasn’t Hayden Christensen *shudder*

They were also out of toilet paper for some strange reason.

President Shaggy over here.