Ha, that’s rich. Your racist troll ass doesn’t get to call other people racist. And for your feeble-brained information, I’m a white anti-racist and I slap pussy ass bitch racists like you for sport.

The only reason he had the taser was because the cops needlessly tased him and he fought back, because his critical thinking skills were limited by being drunk. The cops should’ve diffused the situation, not escalated it. 

Touching their tasers was also not right.

Let’s take this a step farther. Even if he did grab the taser, the cops were the ones who escalated the situation by tasing him in the first place. This is a guy drunk enough to pass out in a car in a drive thru. Even a sober person who gets tased is liable to fight back. But a very-drunk person isn’t in the right…

I have to disagree wholeheartedly on croissants, both the regular and chocolate variety. Even a mediocre grocery store bakery croissant is usually pretty good! From a real bakery they’re excellent.

This is an argument you can't win, and nobody's going to see your posts anyway because I keep dismissing them. 

Traffic wardens is a good idea. There’s no reason we need a heavily armed paramilitary force out on our roads spottily enforcing traffic laws and using those enforcement activities as a pretext to go fishing for reasons to arrest people.

Sure we need to have some way to keep cars safe, but surely that’s not a heavily armed paramilitary force. 

Here’s an example: your entire “that’s not racist” defense is in itself racist. Pussy ass bitch racists like you demand right-minded people like me engage in each of your individual points about your wrong-headed thinking, as if anything you say is worth refuting point by point. It’s not, and I’m not going to give you…

I’m not going to respond to each of your points. You are racist as fuck and I’m dismissing your comment as soon as I send you this reply. Any further attempts to engage in bullshit racism will be dismissed. 

I’m a bald white guy so not exactly much of a consumer of hair products, but I noticed one time at Target that they refer to this section as “textured hair care.” Definitely not kept under lock & key, at least not at any of the stores in my bougie corner of the DC suburbs. 

I’m in Montgomery County, MD just outside of DC. Our county has a mask order in place. Businesses are very much on board. I’ve seen some interesting mask options on people, and many folks don’t have gloves, but otherwise pretty much everybody in stores is wearing masks.

First off, you’re wrong about the word thug. It is 100% a dog whistle racist way for white people to say the n-word without saying it. Yes, it can be used more broadly, but when used to describe a group of possibly mildly criminal black people, it’s not the un-racist version. End of story. Your many paragraphs on this…

New Zealand.

Just have to say that my personal Florida Man is fantastic (although technically this didn’t happen on my bday and was only published on my bday):

Can confirm that racist-ass white people like to use the definition of racism as a defense against accusation of racism.

Except the FCC under the Trump administration has rolled back all sorts of regulations including net neutrality that specifically protected consumers from bullshit like this. So yeah, let's keep Trump in the conversation.

Fool, don’t come at me with some bullshit false equivalence about seatbelts and guns. That’s not even remotely the same thing. I’m not going to engage in your points because they’re so idiotic as to not even merit deconstruction. The way I express myself shows the level of contempt I have for terrible takes like…

My quick ’n dirty fix to the grille: blacking out those damn squares.

What would actually be naive is if I were to accept your premise that armed home invasions are a regular-enough occurrence that regular people who don’t live in impressive homes filled with high value luxury items need to arm themselves to prevent it. Gun masturbators like you love making shit up like this to justify…