I mean, if you want to go down the hypothetical I5s glued together rabbit hole, there’s what appears to be some kind of exhaust piping coming from the outside of each cylinder and into that rocket jetpack looking thing, so the intake ports of each glued-together I5 would still be facing into the V. 

My brother is a borderline Berniebro who was ranting to me about shame on Amy & Pete for throwing their support to Biden, and the Democrat establishment is rigged against Bernie. I told him to vote for who he likes in the primary but when November comes, there’s no margin to fuck around. 

The coil packs gave me a VAG vibe as well but I think part of that is they’re flat and square but also the red light shining on them is messing with my mind. I don’t think they’re actually red, and the valve covers don’t match the Audi V10 anyway.

This is obviously not a Triton V10, which I’ve deduced in spite of no particular familiarity with the Triton V10 other than googling for a picture of it.

These are small, rural telcos, not the likes of Verizon and AT&T. They make their money largely from roaming agreements with the big guys and generally don’t make large capital expenditures. The free market doesn’t contain a ton of people in their territory but it’s important that they provide coverage in their…

It’s even more basic than that: they don’t need to comment on anyone’s appearance, full stop.

Uhh, there are many more than 5 Sony E-Mount lenses.

The only Alfa I see regularly is this Stelvio that belongs to a guy at my gym who insists on having a breeze blowing on him at all times during his workout. Whatever part of the gym he moves to next, he finds the fan that will blow all over that area and turns it on without asking the other people in that area if they…

So you’re saying this wikipedia page on the age of majority in Canada being 18 is wrong?

That’s not the only emoji face on this thing.

The urinals in the locker room at my gym are always surrounded by an unfortunately large puddle. You can be damn sure I take a wide stance and use my flexibility to kick that handle even though it’s at chest height. 

The quicker acceleration on the Z51 has more to do with shorter gearing than increased power. The only difference in the motor is the exhaust. Since it has the same headers we're not talking a huge increase here, especially relative to the amount of power the motor makes.

Yeah, this is very much a “sorry you were offended” and not “I now understand why the thing I said was wrong.” 

Poly and bi/pan are separate things, but many of us bi/pan folks are poly-inclined. There are also straight people who are poly, and bi/pan people who are monogamous.

The Clubman JCW is a more direct competitor to the Golf R. It’s got 301 hp, awd with a front eLSD, back doors, etc. Pricing is roughly equivalent to the S3. 

I’m shocked that a Hawaiian shirt enthusiast techbro who decided that defense contracting needed to be techbrodisrupted because “radical modernization of US military technology is a prerequisite for preserving our way of life,” has an overwhelming amount of hubris.

Can’t give enough stars to this meme.

I had to go find the catalog page for these because, no offense, the pics posted above are kinda terrible at showing what the shoes actually look like.

That tail-happiness you felt was more likely due to a larger rear sway bar than the front McPherson struts. The RSX-S rear sway bar is 21 mm vs. 14 mm on all DC2 Integras (except the Type-R).

I’m familiar with Lineage. It’s been many years since I bothered with reflashing a phone outside of factory updates but I might consider it. I prefer not to tinker with my phone like that if I can avoid it.