When I was a kid in the early 90s in the DC suburbs, I can tell you that families were snapping up 1st gen Explorers and ZJ Grand Cherokees like crazy. Chevy Suburbans were very popular as well. One of my neighbors had to get on a *wait-list* for a Suburban. 

This is why you should use the app. You can pre-order and customize. Although that might be even more option overload.

The solution to all of football’s many problems is to not watch football. 

Nope, I don’t take offense at all. I’m not here to convert anyone.

The difference between vegetarian and vegan burgers is the vegetarian ones might have eggs or dairy in them.

I’m vegan, and all I care about when I go out to lunch in a group setting is that I have something to eat.

If you’re referring to this...

Please explain how vegan processed foods have anything even close to the environmental impact of animal farming. 

Oh fine I guess as the resident jacked vegan I’m going to have to chime in. Ugh.

My natural sleep rhythm feels nothing but disdain for everything you’ve written. I am the mom in this gif now.

The only problem with your plan is waking up at the asscrack of dawn.

Jew here. I have no clue what these categories are supposed to be. The two main subsets of Jewish ethnicity are Ashkenazi (whiter-looking northern European style Jews) and Sephardic (browner-looking Mediterranean/middle-Eastern style Jews). How those would map to Hebrew/Israelite/Jew, ya got me.

Never underestimate Virginia. They throw people in jail for speeding. 

The change is what pays for the golf bags.

Came here to mention the Superamerica. Needs more stars!

Repeal the second amendment. Problem solved. 

I’m 37 and I get weekend delivery of the Washington Post. Not because I actually read it, but because my wife for whatever reason enjoys lounging with a physical newspaper on the weekend. I was willing to sign up for it because it also includes a digital subscription.

So many cars’ infotainment screens are so bad, regardless of whether their UIs are pretty, that I would happily take something boring and plain that just fucking works over something with a bunch of slick graphics that’s too complicated to figure out, or is otherwise aggravating to operate.

Run-flat tires are such garbage. 

Less unsprung weight and rotational mass is good all the time, not only on a track.