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I believe the correct clinical diagnostic term for him is,

Not only that, but half of them feature the defender practically jumping like a scared cat off of Eli after tacking him. Don’t want to get Clay Matthews’d!

I wanted to make a joke about all his kids but then I remembered that’s Antonio Cromartie.

Speaking as someone who spends a fair amount of time driving in rush hour traffic on a different part of outer DC area highways, I am not surprised. 

When the Edge ST was announced, I learned that there are many people in the Jalopnik commentariat who are very concerned about protecting the heritage of the ST badge, as if the Edge ST was diluting the brand.

I worked with a guy who was an IT sales rep and drove an F-150 crew cab with 2 kid seats in the back. The only hauling he did was his kids and dropping off an occasional server or router at customer offices. He was convinced that it was impossible to carry his wife, 2 kids, and their crap on a family trip with

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Washington National Airport (NO WE WILL NOT CALL IT REAGAN, THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE NAMES ARE NATIONAL OR DCA) sticks out from Arlington, VA into the Potomac river, right across from downtown DC. We need to station a flotilla of Micronesian boaters in the Potomac. Just in case.

Looks like you also removed the zip-tied and chewed up front plate which was making my OCD itch fiercely!

I actually saw one driving around recently in Rockville, MD. This was pretty close to a VW dealership, and VW USA HQ is in Herndon, VA about 25 miles away. It had Virginia tags but I didn’t catch if they were manufacturer plates.

Funny you mention that...

I would take either this or the regular hatch long before the Veloster. Why the hell Hyundai USA decided the only N model here should be the Veloster baffles me. 

One of my neighbor’s dads had a J30 in the 90s. I always thought it was kinda cool, saggy butt and all. But...not as classic as the second gen Acura Legend.

My parents have generally had decent or better cars, although my dad did have a dalliance in the 80s with a Sterling 827. It was leased for him as a company car. He then left that company, drove my mom’s former Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera for what was likely a miserable year for him, and bought an Acura Legend.

Pseudoephedrine is a stimulant.

Like tacos, Trump only eats shawarma in bowl form, and only from kosher establishments, not halal, because the true capital of Israel is in Jerusalem.

Nah man it has satellite connectivity for tweeting about about Agrabah from Agrabah!

Please explain how encouraging car companies to import cars to the US from India rather than importing them from China constitutes the US “winning” something.

Whoa, I’ve never seen that upholstery in a 944 before. Only in the OG late 70s 928.