Well yeah, I know what the tape is actually for, but that’s less funny.

There’s also the 812 Superfast at 1:21.5 seconds.

With all the attention on Ajit Pai lately, I’ve been wondering about how it is that there seem to be a whole lot of prominent conservative Indians, especially when the current administration is so obviously white supremacist. Very interesting.

My proletarian 2011 BMW 335xi coupe has a similar robotic seatbelt arm, just without the speaker. It’s no doubt made of only the finest Bavarian plastics.

My dad drove a two tone blue and silver 1984 Toyota Supra P-Type when I was a toddler. I often made him pop the hood when he came home from work and peppered him with questions that were all “where’s the ___ of it?”

It appears to be in downtown SLC. Here’s the Google Street View:

I like to live on the edge, let me tell you.

Wait, I’m confused. Is the Porsche Panamera the official expensive car for black people to drive to the cookout, or do you just like Porsche Panameras?

I threw it out. I’m going to die.

I had my Takata airbag replaced a few months ago. It took 17 months from when I was notified of the recall to when I actually got a replacement airbag. This was after multiple calls to BMW USA where I was told that because I’m in a lower-humidity area, I’m less of a priority. One customer service rep told me, “don’t…

You seem awfully sure of my age, when I first saw a Star Wars movie, and how much time I’ve spent over the years analyzing them for someone who’s completely wrong about all those things.

Since you mentioned it...

I’m in Wisconsin and I’ll be as smug as I want to be about this thankyouverymuch.

Hey, it’s still better than the Santa Claus color combo that Ford’s putting out.

I hate the red brake calipers on the Bullitt Mustang. They stand out way too much. If not something plain like black or silver they should at least be something less clash-y, like gold.

I mean, generally she’s on the side of the accusers. The problem is when a TV show she enjoys for its constant Trump shit-talking starts saying “wait, not every skeevy dude is Harvey Weinstein, let’s slow down here,” it’s coming from a source that she’s predisposed to agree with.

I was tempted to get this to replace the iDrive screen in my E92 but after the initial “WHOA COOL I WANT THIS” reaction, further inspection revealed it to be kinda janky.

Starion with a DeLorean front end.

Red Starbursts are the best Starbursts. Pink Starbursts are trash.