As a Jew who is not Roy Moore’s attorney, I’d just like to say thanks, black people, for saving our assess. Also, fuck Alabama for the fact that this race was as close as it was.

I used a camera.

Because when I order a ride from services like Uber or Lyft, I don’t immediately go outside to wait for the ride. I wait until the “your ride is arriving” notification and then go outside and meet the car. I live in Wisconsin. It’s cold here.

What does that accomplish that turning off notifications doesn’t?

My car has a nice little nook in front of the shifter where I put my phone. In order to demonstrate how the nook works, I took this picture.

Come on now, you know you want to get one of these flip-up touchscreen single DIN receivers so you can have all the modern media consumption conveniences while also blocking your HVAC controls.

I’ve considered cooking for our cats for a different reason: the humans in my house don’t eat meat, and if we cooked meat for our cats at least we could insure it comes from supposedly-humane sources.

I don’t go that far, I just pull it up in App Info and turn off its notifications.

Uber’s assorted shenanigans got me to switch to the supposedly lesser-of-two-evils Lyft for my occasional ride hailing needs.

There are many unsafe activities that are in fact illegal. It is in the interest of society to encourage people into safe behavior, where it makes sense, and when the encouragement of that safe activity is done in a reasonable way that does not cause the people subject to the requirement to suffer.

IT’S A FREE COUNTRY is a dumb ass reason to not wear a seat belt.

Looks like the problem is the helmet law, not the seatbelt law.

I would be excited to see Kap get signed, but as an avid soon-to-be former Washington fan (for all the usual reasons), I still have painful childhood memories of Randall Cunningham running all over the damn place.

I know a good place to start.

Nah, I’ll pass on the autocross people. Just try talking about some mod you’re going to put on your car. They’ll be like, “BUT THAT’S GOING TO PUT YOU OUT OF THE STREET CLASS AND YOUR TIMES WON’T BE COMPETITIVE.”

FYI to Pacers fans: last year in DC, Bojan Bogdanovic picked up the nickname Bo Buckets. You should continue using it.

That’s what I get for speed reading.

BMW did something similar with the Batmobile 3.0 CSL. The rear wing wasn’t installed at the factory and came inside the trunk. The rest of the aero bits were factory installed though.

I live in Wisconsin. My ex-gf had a friend who sold Pampered Chef. She went to some party, took home a catalog, and made me pick out some crap so she could go back to her friend and buy something. I ended up with a bbq brush bottle and a pasta drainer, neither of which are particularly good products.

I went to a Jewish summer camp in Thurmont. Allegedly, one summer the local Klan decided to come do donuts on the soccer field in their trucks.