That “population of only 7,000” comment is a little misleading. Ocean City is a beach town. While there might only be 7,000 full-time residents, it’s a much larger town with much more capacity in things like restaurants, hotels, etc. because of all the people who head there on the weekend from places like Baltimore…

Is now an appropriate time to share Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice?

Here’s a delicious bowl of daube, the classic Provençal stew.

Wait a minute, Richard Hand?

I live in Madison, WI. I’ve had people randomly thumbs up me more times than I can count. I had a guy on a motorcycle follow me into the parking lot at my gym and ask me about the car, after first telling me some long drawn out story about how he’s rich and buys cars all the time and he wants to know more about “high…

I drive a thoroughly modified, metallic royal blue BMW 335xi coupe. I love this car.

Personal responsibility is alive and well with Republican politicians, they just only insist on poor people using it to stop themselves from buying fancy new iPhones after Republicans take away their health coverage.

Good news! The Honda Beat is now old enough to import to the US, to satisfy your cravings for a mid-engined Honda roadster kei car!

The amazing solution is to just book a ticket with not too short of a layover? Really? That’s it? Seriously?

The period of roughly 1978 to 1984 births is sometimes known as the Xennials, which is a stupid name, and not nearly as good as its other name, the Oregon Trail Generation.

I went to his instagram wanting to hate him for his stupid haircut, not taking responsibility for his actions, hipster douchebaggery, and standing on the roof of that lovely C63.

Whenever I read “Vagon,” the voice in my head sounds like a cartoon Count Dracula saying “I vant to suck your blood.”

Honolulu Slim is an awesome nickname, but also apparently this thing...

I’ve lived in Madison since 2000 when I came here for school and never left. Packers fans are spoiled rotten. Every August, every conversation about the Packers inevitably ends with,

Power and weight specs are not the be-all, end-all of whether a car is interesting to drive.

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man, I couldn’t picture this
50-inch screen, money-green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Phone bill about two G’s flat
No need to worry, my accountant handles that
And my whole crew is loungin’
Celebratin’ every day, no more public housin’
Thinkin’…

The bracelets and Apple Watch with the bespoke suit say,

I grew up in the 80s and 90s in Rockville, MD, a place very similar to Falls Church. I rode in many, many Volvos during that time. My mom almost bought a 1989 760 wagon but ended up with a Ford Taurus instead because the rwd 760 had way less leg room in the wayback seat than the fwd Taurus. My main memories of Volvos…

Let’s play a game. It’s called, “Spot the BMW M, Mercedes AMG and Audi RS fog lights.”

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