“Walk it off”

This week last year, eight of ESPN’s top 20 shows were little league games.

I’m surprised she told you about that.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

You’re commenting on the Internet.

I don’t hate it, but I’d be lying if I said it didn’t make me a little nervous as a Cub every time Maddon trots a regular out there for a few pitches. 

I hate Illinois Nazis!

Is the goal of Deadspin to attract the worst of society, give them credibility, and then make them feel good about it? Sorry that my man doesn’t go to jail, hit women, break the rules, or lie to the media. He is authentic...genuine. Something that I hope these comments don’t represent about their authors.  Sheesh.…

Lol if you're offended by that tweet then you're busy looking to be offended by anything you can find. Admit it, you hate him because he's a Christian. 

Okay.

You know what, we crap on the guy but Tim Tebow’s minor league journey is a low key great sports story. He’s OPSing .734 in AA ball. A lot of life long baseball guys who get drafted high never do that. A lot of guys flame out. AA baseball is hard, and this guy just picked up a bat after a decade or so away from the…

I don’t think people realize how conservative and racist most of Wisconsin is. People saw the protests at Madison, but remember the state voted for Walker. They voted for Paul Ryan. They voted for Ron Johnson.

I gave him a star, but really only because it makes you angry.

Does...Does this man have two watches?!

At least he didn't take a knee. Then they'd really have to bring the hammer down.

At least imitation crab meat wasn’t involved this time.

Winston decided not to appeal the the game suspension after making a bet that he could go three games without an interception this season.

I like the way he completely calls out Cowherd. Instead of playing his game he just jumps right to the end with “I feel like you are going for the fact that I am not a team guy.” Then Cowherd denies it when that is obviously what he is going for. Guys like Cowherd are too gutless to ever just come out and say anything…

Or his ex-wife.

Pretty sure that directly after that kick lands and the taller fighter’s head bows down, you can see his soul trying to escape his body through his mouth.