Evidently they put it on a delay because Dustin Johnson just said something pretty funny that had a few Eff bombs in it that got silenced out of the audio.

I’m not talking about people who just simply weren’t scared by the movie, or who didn’t like it. (As regards this one, it might be shit for all I know! I haven’t seen it!) I’m talking about the inevitable vocal contingent at any screening of any horror movie, ever, who are at great pains to make sure everybody can…

I haven’t seen this one yet, but I just wanted to chime in here and say that in my experience, there’s always been an obnoxious sector of the horror movie-viewing public whose need to go “that’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen, it’s terrible” scales up in direct proportion to how much a given movie terrified them…

Well there is an implied death to a family dog, although I don’t recall seeing the dog get murdered on screen. I can’t exactly remember though.

Your summary scared me. I’m pretty sure I would not make it through the movie.

Hereditary is a top-notch candidate in my categorization of “read the plot synopsis, respect the movie but know I’ll never actually watch it” movies.

Thank you for ensuring I never, ever see this movie. I would not be able to handle that.

I quit horror movies after I was taken to see Jacob’s Ladder in the theater at the age of, like, 10. “Jacob Slatter? What’s that, a comedy? Sure!”

In my head, there is a Venn diagram of “I absolutely have to see this” and “I absolutely can never see this,” and the middle of that Venn diagram is this movie.

Probably in the minority here, but I think it’s fair for an athlete not to want to take part in someone else’s political speech - not wearing the jersey isn’t that different than not wanting to stand for the anthem. This isn’t a private team, it’s the USWNT, for all intents and purposes an arm of the state.

Don Cherry > Kyprios/Millbury

Yes! Video games showing homosexual black women collecting welfare kill people!

Apparently, we’ve been regulated to “never get to enjoy it again” territory.

“To crummy for even the braves”.... you know we are 28-17, right? Or is deadspin as uninformed as espn now? SMH

I heard Yanni

Maybe I’m just conditioned by the times, but “$1700 Gucci sweatshirts” seems like code for, “black”. JJ Watt is a nice white guy, not a thug black guy like 75% of his teammates.

Doors Kill people. Doors with mental health issues, that’s what we should focus on

Oh those coffins don’t have kids in them and you know it. No one actually died, those crime scene photos are all just actors with raspberry jam on their shirts. Why, it wouldn’t surprise me if the coffins are being used to sneak MS-13 members into the country somehow, and when are we going to talk about how this is…

Ok I admit I was dubious about a hockey team in Vegas but man if they can keep this up they need to be in the playoffs every year. 

I loved this one. I’ve loved them all. They’re just so ridiculously over the top it’s hilarious to me. Anywhere but Vegas and it would be dumb, but it just works for Vegas, because who doesn’t love a show in Vegas? My wife was all “Oh this is ridiculous, just play the game ...” and I’m just laughing louder and longer…