Reading this and other comments, I see a disconnect where some of ya’ll think there are 22 Nobel physicists on the field. The only string theory discussed is g-string theory. Planting flags and stupid shit like that is what drives these players. A perceived slight or showing lack of “respect for the game” is EXACTLY…

Classic Rando

This article paints him in an unflattering light...

Rod Sering couldn’t even make up Twilight Zone shit like this.

McFizz or McJizz... amirite??

Doesn’t his tweet refer to a Blue Jays employee making that statement?

My sentiments exactly. A scalding take. 

The unfortunate truth is that this presidency has flipped over the moldy rock that has always been on top of American life. Closet racism? That’s OK now. Homophobia, vile treatment of women, no fucks given about the poor? It’s all de rigueur now because this administration has gone out of it’s way to embrace it. Bob…

Stop me before I sub-reference again!!

Do you mean yourself or Gabe? 

I have no idea why but I could not stop laughing at this. Take my star you brilliant fool!

I’m only sorry I can award you one star. Tortilla throwing idiots. 

So many surrender cobras at one time!!

Everybody is caught up in “oh, fuck Baylor!” when it really should be “maybe Tech is ass too.” This “university” should be relegated to the WAC. Damn near every coaching hire they’ve had lately is just for the publicity. Aging Bob Knight - check, maybe Bob’s kid can coach, check. Discarded Tubby Smith, check. Kliff…

I keep thinking...”is the guy on the right end of the bleachers being held under duress?”

This is a great comparison. Why does it look like Troy is high AF in the pre-game shots every game ? Can somebody buy his ass some Visine?

What idiot designed this gym? Who puts doors at mid-court? 

You never said that...

Silver Spurs are hand picked from the top fraternities at Texas. My roommate was one in the late 80's. I can assure you from the number of nights I spent in other people’s dorm rooms, they have no trouble getting laid.  

Was sure when I read the title that Herbie was being sexually assaulted by the tree. I guess I've read to many team hazing stories on here.