Or.....please go and play hockey in Sweden. 

And drink bad Mexican beer. 

Damn. This is really good. 

I was pulling for Dez too but it appears so was his Achilles.

Seeing as how Don Henley and not the Eagles performed that song, you’re poor attempt at taking up for Patricia doinks off the upright.

I think this is the best one of the year so far. Well done. 

You mean the “former students, not Aggie exes” group? 

It’s a goof now until Rizzo or Betts or some other $20M superstar takes one rifled right back in the arm or chest or Heaven forbid, the head. That’s too much of an investment both monetarily and emotionally to have your favorite player get shotgunned after tossing up a 48mph “slider.”

I agree except for the guy who keeps yelling “fire Joe Buck!!”

Your summary scared me. I’m pretty sure I would not make it through the movie.

Holy shit that ending!

And the video games!

That’s because stories of a young team trying to play hard and succeed don’t get as many clicks. “FUCK THE BRAVES and their greedy owners pillaging the public and moving the stadium and revering Chief Knock-A-Homa!!” That gets clicks.

What? I’m just bustin’ your balls. Now go home and get your shinebox and my 10$ Jets/Giants parlay ticket..

Looks like Snidely Whiplash suffering hypoxia.

Is it me or does it look like the ball disappears after the bounce?

Jim Mora Jr. stating that he’d take Darnold in the draft said it all...

And cut those ridiculous sideburns!

Nice.

Too soon...