Well said. Thanks for your service.

Thanks for this. I was there at Fulton County Stadium for this amazing game. One of the loudest crowd responses I’ve ever had the privilege to participate in. Sid Bream lumbering towards home and then the aftermath of seeing Van Slyke and Bonds sitting in the outfield not believing what they had just seen.

Taco Belle..

May a pregnant yak squat in your hot tub!

Jaxon

Yeah, but then he just has a gun shot wound and a bad shoulder. Then what?

It’s called being Knoblauched.

“Colon looks like the last Mohican, who ate the next to last Mohican”

But Kerry Wood gets two votes?? Who voted for him? His orthopedic surgeon??

It’s not makeup asshole. It’s an orange longhorn sticker on their cheek. The only clown here is you.

Berke’s strip literally writes itself daily.

What maddens me is how his shittiness is invading my “normal” life. Was watching Hidden Figures the other night with my wife and towards the end it shows some actual footage of JFK giving his famous “we’ll go to the moon, not because it is easy but because it is hard.” speech. Looked at the wife and asked her if Trump…

And gone!!

Walk off baseball wins are not special anymore. Every frikkin’ one, no matter who wins or what their record is, turns into some weird homage to “History of the World, Part I” where they all end up chasing and humping the queen. Except with Gatorade.

Or she falls and can’t get up.

If the wights can’t swim, how did they get the dame chains attached to the submerged dragon anyway??

This..

As a Longhorn alum, it is excruciatingly painful to see how many offensive players have succeeded in Austin and then crash and burn in the pros. I can’t decide if the culture at Texas just doesn’t provide enough maturation for the offensive players but the flip side is that you have a real string of players on the…

WTF? He’s not even the greatest Penguin of all time, much less to ever play anywhere.

Such an asshole thing to say. Typical of this crowd. I hope you get hit by a fucking bus. A really fucking wide one.