Fuck you talking about?

I’d take the desert over New Jersey.

Somewhere, Mark Twain’s ghost is screaming, “MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR PROM DRESS!”

Update 11:30 a.m., 5/6/2018: Yadier Molina has announced he will be entering the 2018 Tour de France.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

Nashville, Vegas, Tampa, Columbus conference final. Oh sweet lord the takes would be so hot.

My dad signifies this night as “Sid Bream’s Slide”. It was also the night I was born. He has his priorities.

Young-ish Orioles fan here. Please elaborate about “payoff”

I was a 19 year-old kid on active duty, far from my Marietta home and watching the game with a room full of Pirates fans, including the senior guy in my unit who, by his very presence in the room, controlled the television. As soon as the ump signaled safe, that guy jumped up, turned off the tv, and stormed out. It…

Bottom of the 12th, Yankees down 8-7 to the Orioles, bases loaded, nobody out, and Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton coming up. If you’re going to be down a run, this is the situation you want, right?

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

He would have had trouble with the A & M if they weren’t on his jersey.

And a little somethin’ somethin’ to keep you marching, RIGHT!?!?!?!
— John Skipper

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

Hair Color: BLACK

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Kerry Wood belongs in the Hall of Woulda-Been-Great.

I can’t believe Lidge didn’t get a pity vote from a Philadelphia sports writer.

I mean, it wouldn’t shock me if Herm himself knows he’s no Saban or Belichek. He doesn’t strike me as the brightest dude ever, but I think he has at least that much self awareness.

majoring in criminal justice