He’ll lead the league in steals, is what I’m saying.

I knew it was a country because Mick Foley traveled over there with Kool and the Gang.

You forgot the most important one: Fuck Bruce Arena. I cannot stand the guy, and the fact that he’s even our coach in 2017 represents criminal mismanagement on the part of US Soccer. I’m also just praying that every MLS apologist soccer outlet will stop pushing the league’s propaganda to such an insane degree now.

Come on guy. They lost to Trinidad and Tobago. The United States. We shouldn’t lose to Trinidad and Tobago at anything. ANYTHING. If you don’t think that’s at least a little bit hilarious, well, I don’t know what to tell you. If England ever loses to Bermuda, you’d never stop laughing.

“Only sixteen-o death-os? That’s pretty good-o when you compare-o it to a real catastroph-o (you like that one? Pretty good huh?) like Katrina”

More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

Every fucking day. They stole a SCOTUS seat. That shit makes me insanely angry, to the point where I’ve cut every single trump supporter out of my life lest I go feral on them.

They filed a petition?!?!? Come on, Baltimore, own your legacy and just sneak that shit out of town under the cover of darkness before anyone knows it’s gone.

Look you’re welcome to your hot takes.

It’s really fucked up and irresponsible to make false accusations like that. Let alone so publicly. He killed two dudes. Shame on you.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

For a second I thought this was Jon Lester...

“The Cecil Township board of supervisors said they were ‘deeply disturbed’ by Smith’s comments.”

Oh shit. There’s trouble a brewing in the Packer’s front office.

Can you keep talking? I’m so close to Kinja Bingo.

“I don’t see why not.”

At the very least you are getting audited this year.

According to Gronk, the attendance at San Fran games would be markedly improved, by changing their name to the 69ers...

Hell, if I was Romelu Lukaku that would be my ringtone.