This was like a one of the scenes from space jam when the NBA players get their powers stolen.

Sterlin Gilbert, aka “The Tulsa Turd”, has been gaslighting this team all season. See the Fabled Hurry Up Offense (30 second average snap time)! See Texas Throw with The Lead (in the fourth quarter)! See Gilbert’s Amazing 25-Second Offense Punt! Let’s Watch Gilbert Dial up Pass Plays with an Obviously Concussed…

To be fair, a number of those sacks today were a result of either 1. Kessler making reads at a Weeden-esque speed, 2. our receivers inability to get open (looking at you Corey Coleman), 3. Josh McCown doing McCown things and thinking he’s 25 dancing around the pocket, or likely, a strong mix of the three.

She could tweet in alternating lines of wing dings and comic sans and it wouldn’t make her unhot to me.

Now I know why people find David Blaine ribbitting.

David Blaine is a demon. Youtube told me so.

Hmm, I hope no one is waiting for persons filling the Venn Diagram intersection of “members at WingFoot” and “reading DeadSpin” to show up and blabber.

6 years old. Immense pain from a broken bone. Better fucking walk you weak little bitch.....

In related news, ‘80s Kevin Kline and ‘80s Mia Farrow have adopted a dog.

Keith is a dirty motherfucker. Exhibit A: elbowing Daniel Sedin in the head. Exhibit B: slashing Jeff Carter in the face.

I have to side with Jones on this one. If he really did something illegal, how do you explain him still being in the car?

That’s Fronkensteen.

$7?? What third world country do you live in?

I see so much wrong in the trailer. My money is on Jesse Eisenberg being the worst part of the movie...he went full Jim Carrey. Never go full Carrey

...Jesse Eisenberg preens and over-enunciates and waxes crazily pedantic...

Well, why else would the kid on the bench be wearing that “Always Dripping” shirt?

WHY THE HELL DOES GRASS NOT GROW IN ITALY?

They sold it at the vending machine at my school at the time and I drank probably 4 a week for three years, easy.

Unrelated...I’m now blind.

Perhaps the rapelling is for the Skins fans who are so disgusted with the game that they can’t wait long enough for the escalator to get them the fuck out?

Tigers reaction was awesome. That kid will remember this forever. overall good feels!!!!!!!!!