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Did anyone ask him to have another donut?

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

These things are everywhere you look. Everywhere.

Who takes bribes in stacks of 20s anymore?

Help is on the way. Governor Snyder has decided to appoint an Emergency Manager for Rio.

Scratch another name off the list

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

The last time Exeter got a draw against a superior opponent, the Graf Spee was still afloat.

A handgun? Greg Hardy keeps more than that in his ottoman

“...the five-pointed star is one of the most commonly cited symbols of the Bloods gang.”

Technically, DeMarco Murray has no color this year. He’s been completely invisible.

This makes me miss Sean Salisbury. Which in turn makes me want to stop living.

Those guys got punched into Bolivian!

Is this motherfucker wearing a Kyle Orton jersey?

I wish they kept filming. I wanted to see the guy slam her through a table.

Jerruh is just hoping Cleveland cuts him. I, for one, wanna watch that Johnny Manziel shitshow in Dallas. Somewhere, a Cowboys fan thinks Manziel is the key to a Super Bowl victory.

If I were Romo’s vet, I’d be having a very difficult discussion with Candace right about now.

Dude, please learn what apostrophes do.