...dogs left alone with the TV on...

WING-STOP IS LIFE

As someone with zero awareness of any of these new music acts, what the hell is that first video? Is he having a panic attack? Is that just his style? People get excited for this kind of performance? I’ve been continuously writing songs and making music and performing for almost 20 years and yet to have one fan but…

Did I hurt the pretend sport liking boy’s feels?

Why do they call them matches instead of scripted gymnastics exhibitions?

Just like they make grand statements for workers rights and argue against capitalism (while praising well know pro-capitalist performers) in statements against Coachchella— a festival they most likely paid to play to increase their visibility and market their awful band.

If they don’t value you enough to hire you, why would anyone think they would bother reading a post-rejection thank you note? I could see this as being of value for an internal posting you were passed over for, but not for a company that more than likely has already forgotten your name.

From what I heard, people don’t even reject now, they just never call back or email back.

Treating people unequally is not the path to equality.

Ah, the Matt McGorry of cafes.

Three cute white girls cant walk down the street without getting hit in the head with a record deal.

Why is this band a thing???

How fucking conceited and oblivious do you have to be to type that and hit SEND? Do white people have to insert themselves into everything?

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

seriously, this is beyond derivative. seems like my entire neighborhood is writing variations on this sound

Artist names are getting dumber and less coherent. Makes me not wanna give her a chance.

My first HS girlfriend not only wanted to watch me pee but asked me if she could hold my penis while I did it (of course I let her, high school and all that). Wondering if either of you ever did this and if so what is that about?

Why must we impose our beliefs to every end of the earth? If this is what the culture believes they must do to keep pure (so long as they aren’t hurting others (terrorisom etc..)) who are we to judge otherwise?

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?