Heh... try delivering pizza on the 1st or 3rd of the month in a city.

When you walk home after doing 30+ deliveries with less than $5 in tips, you may understand why we’re exactly one syllable away from telling to to fuck off with your dumb shit.

Tipping is lame, and workers shouldn’t have to rely on the generosity of…

Oh shut up. If you don’t want people doing this, tell customers they can’t. I mean if it’s hurting numbers that bad... He wanted the stuff on the side, that takes no time to do. People just want to complain. “Oh no, someone made you put cheese on a plastic container instead of on the burrito, you poor thing!” It’s a…

We need to get rid of tipping period. That is a US based thing that is disgusting. We pay for a businesses employees? Hardly anyone in the world does this.

Which reality, the one where you can walk into any chain restaurant and order what you want without worrying about the feelings of some minimum wage service workers, or the one on twitter?

It’s not. But we live in a time where you are supposed to tip 25% and never ask for anything that would require an employee extra work.

And the topper in this is that he appointed Linda McMahon, the producer of WWE and two-time failed senatorial candidate, to be director of the Small Business Administration.

I cannot wait for every adult who told me there wouldn’t be an impeachment with a GOP-controlled Congress to eat crow.

I can’t wait until one of these things exploads on the launch pad taking out Dear Leader.

Just because it was more restrained doesn’t mean it wasn’t effective. You can’t fail to notice a hundred people walking out as you’re speaking.

“Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?”

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Thank goodness that commenting is disabled for YT.

This country sucks. Its citizens mostly suck. Everything sucks. Jesus tap-dancing Christ, why does everybody have to be so stupid.

Fucking found it, thank you DKOS!

Trump’s impeachment would put Pence in the power seat, but the fact that he wasn’t elected president would severely weaken his power.

I fucking hope Pence is also under investigation. He could be a worse president than Drumpf. If so, hopefully this will drag out until the mid-term elections and we have a new Speaker of the House.

She lost to a reality show lunatic. You can try and polish that turd all you want but she was the worst candidate. The results tell you the story and you can make up all the excuses you want.

She should have practiced being likable instead.