Thirst is their brand.

Agree on a communication protocol 

^^^^^^^^^ Winner-winner

Has this lady EVER lived in the suburbs?

That’s based on the assumption that Jez is a legitimate media source and not a gossipy/petty/agenda-driven blog.

It’s the only way to differentiate yourself from the billion other racially ambiguous manic pixie dreampop BandCamp girls who all sound EXACTLY the same.

Ah! After another day of mediocre, rich, white men failing upwards, it’s nice to see it happen outside of politics too.

Stereotypes gotta stereotype.

I think it comes down to the individual regardless of location but thanks for your east coast elitist viewpoint.

What does that have to do with the “physically/mentally/emotionally” stressors a fast-food drone faces when a paying customer has a specific request?

And the one person who comes to order an entire office order AT THE COUNTER. Weren’t apps to order ahead supposed to save us or something?

It isn’t but literally everything is an excuse for anger on Twitter.

Making plans with you sounds fun. /s

This has been the single most infuriating thing on the web this week. What’s the opposite of a Crisis Actor because I refuse to believe this shit isn’t planned.

I wonder if Dump would be tweeting this if the child/parents were non-white.

A 12-year-old person cannot know the full extent of their sexual/gender fluidity. It’s absurd to be offended by one person’s choice to silence the child because they do not know what they are talking about.

Enjoy Hell, asshole. The only good Nazi is a dead one.

Zero sympathy for this fuck.

I’m not a praying man but man am I praying for a plane crash.