Yeah but somehow this is the most explicit it’s ever been.

This is the opportunity to snuff out the conservative/fascist movement. This is our Great Depression and our World War II. It’s time to give the killing blow to the republican party and all of the right wing authoritarianism, greed and careless disregard for human life that Trump and the republican party embody.

FUCK. THIS. GUY.

From Albert Burneko’s autopsy on Jim Webb’s 2016 campaign, applicable to about 99% of the above names:

GOP: “WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE DYING CHILDREN AND BUILD THE WALL!”

I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…

The best thing about AOC is that she shows another kind of politician is possible. For decades we have been told that we only have a choice between your average evil republican and your run of the mill spineless democrat. After a lifetime eating thin gruel, we look over to the other table and see they have steak. Why…

Hmmmm......The old “give the enemy everything they want and hope for the best” ploy. It’s so crazy it just might work.

The Democrats should just do the following for their official response:

and unlike harden, he doesn’t need to travel

This stupid fucker is shutting down the government over the stupid fucking wall for his stupid fucking base. They WANT this shit. They were about to revolt against him over this. But, sure, okay it’s the Democrats fault.

Right?

Let’s stop giving subsidies to companies that give their CEO’s millions in bonuses and the bare minimum for everyone else.

Hey Bart, The Dems are back, Remember The Dems, now they’re back, In Pog form

What’s even more sickening is that people are just going “welp, ya know, he does have A LOT of money and stocks so he can’t possibly keep track of where all that money and stocks are being held.”

Hey, now. Facts aren’t facts. Truth isn’t truth. Fake news. How could we possibly expect them to know what they’re supposed to do at any given moment? The fault is ours for confusing them with this reality bullshit.

My dad is upset that “they” are trying to change the name of the Washington [name redacted] football team. “White people PC. They even took a survey and indians don’t want it changed.”

Reporter asks Sarah Huckabee Sanders about potential plans to pay for the border wall: “Have you done the math on that?”

It’s a republican administration. White flunky dipshits are all they have available.
WFD models also come in blonde bimbo stylings in case you're interested.

Can’t state it any other way, bravo.

Not an hour goes by where I don’t marvel in sheer disbelief that this man is the President of the United States.