I really want to know who follows Ted Cruz around all day with a bucket of water to keep his skin moist.

We could always remind him that this is merely the free market in action.

Setting calendar for 6-17-2019.

This. Republicans are subhuman garbage.

I dunno man, I’ll bet the Job Creators wouldn’t be happy with this. And if we anger the Job Creators, they might not be in such a generous mood when it’s time for them to create the jobs for us.

However...

“The chance came, and I did not miss it.” 

You did miss it, twice in fact.

BUT IT’S A GATEWAY DRUG!!!!!

Next time you need an /s tag, I had to look at your comment history :)

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2 to 1 Hannity fucked her after the interview.

Late Stage Capitalism.

Beto shouldn’t have made such a stupid promise in the first place considering it’s his state’s primary economic driver. He had to have known a whole lot of his money would come from the O&G industry. Broken and unfulfilled promises (big and small) are pretty fucking common in politics.

Neera Tanden is one of the 69 idiots.

Sounds like Vox needs someone Better Than Ezra, you know, someone Good.

I’m don’t see Don Jr. as a guy who eats pussy.

President Obama: He made it hard for the economically-anxious working class of the Midwest to grab their bootstraps!!

Yeah, this was a serious miscalculation on her part. I think she thought she was being clever, but it just put a spotlight on a big hole in her agenda and strategy.

Isn’t this sort of thing a rationale for revolution as outlined by many of our Most Sacred Founding Fathers God Bless?

Problem is, a lot of people still voted for Walker. There is some fuck-knuckle who STILL has their walker campaign signs up (you stand with the guy who lost, cool.) Those people are all for this. Near 50/50 split in the state, and it’s an utter shit show.

Counterpoint: No, nobody should check on Rudy.