Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy beer which is pretty much the same thing.

Things money can’t buy:

I think it’s actually worse than that, precisely because it’s not going to be cemented permanently. Republicans seem to be under the impression that if people can’t get their needs met through small-d democratic means, then they will just give up on their needs being met.

How about we abolish DHS? That will take care of ICE, CBP and TSA.

I’m just learning about what he did to Panama, and I’m horrified. Never ever heard a peep about it in any reporting on him or his presidency. It’s on DemocracyNow, War and Peace report today, if anyone’s interested in learning just how much of a monster he was. 

I, for one, am profoundly tired of the uniquely American concept that serving in the military is the greatest thing anyone can ever do and afterward it gives you a lifetime pass.

Exactly; civility & military service have always been the two biggest smokescreens for disgusting, immoral people. They’re fig leaves. They’re automatic carte blanche passes. What? No way, he couldn’t have possibly raped that woman, he’s Served The Country™! He couldn't possibly have ordered that invasion, he's So…

Yeah, and let’s not mention the fact that his “service” includes being drafted for an incredibly unpopular war and heading the CIA during one of it’s darkest times in the history of the program.

The consensus of Bush is that he was an amazing running back when he was at USC, but was pretty much a bust in the NFL.

Teladoc is beyond useless. It’s basically $40 to complain about whatever ails you for three minutes to some dude with an Indian accent, who will then suggest that you take some ibuprofen, get a good night’s sleep and make an appointment with your GP if you don’t feel better by morning.

Looks like that’s not the only thing being harbored in his gut. 

Try teaching.  You have to pay the university to teach a semester at the grade level you are specializing in.  Then, pay to take a test.  Once the test is passed, you pay to get a license. 

The kind of people that have “full time availability” for a unpaid internship should be kept as FAR AWAY from government as possible, aka; every single little twerp in that lede image.

All disrespect but George H. W. Bush peaked when he barfed on the Japanese prime minister and inspired a new term for projectile vomiting. 

And this is why I don’t call them autonomous cars and I don’t want one. If it can’t take me home from the bar legally (or take a nap on my commute, or sleep in the car over the night while it drives me hours to someplace I want to be) what is the point. I don’t hate driving I just sometimes don’t want to drive. Having…

Dude was the best Republican President of my lifetime. Which means he was a solid c-. When the worst things you can say about a guy are that he actively supported and put in place rapist dictators and murders, it’s impressive that he’s still the best that side has had and it’s not close.

I’d die laughing if the dog took a poop right in front of the casket.

His legacy of support for nun raping and civilian targeted chemical warfare is nearly without peer.

“There are a lot of things that make healthcare outcomes incredibly unequal in America, not least wealth and race.”

And enough white people will continue to find reasons to vote the Republicans in. Even if it is against their interests as long as those “inner city urban blacks” and those “lazy latinos” and those brown immigrants are hurt more.