Semper fi, short for semper fidelis, meaning “always faithful” or “always loyal”.

That’s what I don’t get. Like...the guy most likely broke the fucking law, doing those “dirty politician!!!” things those idiots vehemently oppose IF THE OTHER SIDE IS DOING IT. But not their guy, no siree.

LMAO, I’m so far in your head that you decided to review my work?? I’d be flattered, if only there were some benefit to owning headspace in the type of intellectually bankrupt person that still thinks “HAW HAW HAW, I BET DONALD TRUMP IS A LOUSY LAY” is funny, creative, or even remotely clever. 

You could drive through the middle of Florida State’s campus on a Sunday morning and not see a walk of shame as brutal as that one. 

Fucking THIS.

The “everyone has a right to their opinion” line of thinking has—as anyone who was paying attention knew it would—metastasized into the “my opinion has as much weight as your knowledge, research, and facts” line of thinking.

In shorter form: “my ignorance is equivalent to your knowledge.”

Everyone has a…

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Found the butthurt Trump lover.

Senator Warren raised her total by getting ~$50 a donor. That may not represent the sushi platter on the bodies of naked super models kind of donors that Joe Biden or Pete Buttigieg get, but that still puts them at the most expensive item on the menu at Cheesecake Factory level, which is still pretty hoighty-toighty.

“Good comment”- Herschel Walker

This deserves all the stars. 

Michael Bay is the third highest grossing film director of all time. 

I don’t understand why she’s lagging. I get it, but don’t understand why people aren’t more attracted to her ideas. It seems sick burns are what people like.

I’d just like to point out that the corner newspaper seller is the only possible circumstance when a child yelling in public is acceptable.

Yeah, apparently now listening to a Jew is reason enough to attack Jews? Apparently the person doesn’t know that Shapiro is a Jew.

There was a large part of my life where it was unthinkable that one day I’d be actively cheering for breast cancer to come back and finish the job with one of its survivors........Yet, here we are.

Lawyer here. $500/hour is what most third-year associates (i.e., twenty-somethings who have been an attorney for less than three years and don’t know what the fuck they’re doing) charge at the biggest firms in NYC. Many prominent partners charge in the $1200-$1300/hour range. Warren’s rate is far from crazy. I would…

Boomer: “I miss the good old days”

Representative Ocasio-Cortez makes it easy to love her in a lot of ways. Her fire, passion, and commitment to do the job she was elected to do—rather than just focusing on getting reelected from the first day of her term—are a refreshing set of changes from the daily grind of political prevarication and mealy-mouthed…

In fairness, Mango Unchained did predict that an unpopular president would start a war with Iran to get his poll numbers up.