That’s because you’re a white guy (no need to confirm, we know) and white people have the privilege of being able to ignore racism, because it literally does not affect us. You aren’t offended by being called “cracker,” because no one ever used that word to subjugate and oppress your people for hundreds of years. …

This is what I posted on FB after watching this video earlier this evening. I’m now just waiting for my mouth-breathing childhood Texas friends and relatives to go apeshit in the comments. Wish me luck:

His name is Dale Hansen, and he is a God damn national treasure!

I’d just like to be the first to offer him a place to stay after he’s run out of Texas. I’ll even give him the bedroom in my 1 bedroom apartment. I’ll take the couch.