I see these cars much in the same way I see 928s: I’m glad someone is preserving them. I’m also glad it’s not me.

Some people don’t understand the vastness of Texas.

This is the staggering thing to me, too. It’s not like we’re talking about interference from Zimbabwe or Somalia or Colombia. It’s fucking Russia. Were these people in a coma in the 1980s? Haven’t they seen Rocky IV? The USSR was Public Enemy Number 1 (at least until the first gulf war).

The darkly hilarious bit to me is that the Reagan coalition’s major motivation (besides racism) was hatred of Russia and fear that we weren’t doing enough to oppose them. 36 years later, the last President of the Reagan coalition was literally installed by Russian interference.

A lot of these people will only dig in deeper as more of this comes out because despite the sophistication of what the Russians did, the average person does not and cannot admit to being wrong or fooled.

Thoughts and prayers

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

I’d like to believe that the deceased, having generously willed their bodies for the purposes of scientific research and education, would be okay with a couple of selfies.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

I think you may need to unfold your map one more time. Also it may be interesting to note that Alaska is not actually the island off the coast of Texas, like it looks.

I have a suggestion for the manufacturers: if the car can’t drive itself, stop implying that it can. The words “autopilot” and “self-driving car” are borderline false advertising, and they’re the reason people keep doing this. Stop making people think their cars are KITT. We’re getting there, but we’re not there yet.

Orange you glad I don’t drive a Tesla?

These are accomplishments. They’re the culmination of months and years of work by a talented team of engineers, designers, researchers, and others, and they’ve put immense amounts of work into putting together this event that you have been invited to.

Top 15 Cars people can’t be bothered to trade in.

Are you seriously suggesting that O’Brien would rather the team flame out and get a higher draft pick but lose his job, than keep his job by squeaking into the playoffs? Because that’s dumb af.

Selena’s got her new kidney working overtime.

“60 ounces of gummy marshmallow sharks, dry ice, and blue sugar liquid.”

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.

I drove my friends BMW and used the turn signals.