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Sanders neglected to provide any evidence to back up her claim of deliberate lying on the part of the media.

Lesson 1: Never go to a cop for help.

Yeah, Facebook definitely programmed me. It programmed me to not use Facebook because it’s shit.

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

Pretty sure thats a Lambo, dude

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

Long before he was President and long since too, Trump goes on the attach against anyone who takes a shot at him. So, his remark was to be expected. Lavar Ball got more media coverage from not thanking Trump than he would have gotten if he had thanked Trump. So, his behavior was to be expected too.

Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.

They blow up so fast...

Only a moran would hate baseball like this.

But they’re supposed to stay at home, and not in the workplace or school. You leave them with food and water, and they survive 8 hours without you. That’s what we did with our family dog when I was growing up. Are people’s dogs REALLY that much more fragile these days?

This just in: Austrian firefighters not shocked by Tesla crash resulting in fire.

Took me 27 years to try In-N-Out ans dude is right. Why the fuck is that place crowded all the time.

The assailant was seated in section 541, row 24, seat 10.

I remember watching an old episode of In-Fisherman from the 1990s with a college roommate who had them all on tape, and the Lindner brothers (Ron and Al) got one that was longer than the boat — had to be at least 12 feet and 750+ pounds. I wasn’t really into fishing but he ended up transferring from Siena College

You geriatric fuck

I always just assume people buy the VIN for some shady purpose.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS