Was at an auto parts store today and the credit reader suggested a %15 tip. At a parts store. Asked the guy behind the counter who got the tip and he said "No idea, the suggestion just showed up on Monday." 

Not in many states. Where I live servers get about $3 an hour, about enough to cover the taxes on claimed tips.

Justice Neil Gorsuch, nominated by Donald Trump in 2017 to a stolen seat

The adage “if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck ... its a duck” applies here.  Scientology is a cult.

Yeah, but GOOP has been a money grab from the start, so why start caring now?

She’s an oblivious dipshit. Here she is almost killing her daughter with a school bus: https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-v65rt1po/

The only guarantee in this case: whoever loses will approach the bench and ask to talk to the judge’s manager.

The fallacy here is that sovereign citizens would consider themselves exempt from any sort of gun control laws and would be armed anyway and would respond with lethal force in any attempt to impede them. Even if guns were absolutely banned today those dipshits would be armed and the result would be the same.

Where’s the moral outrage about an obviously mentally ill person being unjustly kill by (multiple) police officers?

Is he sure he picked up the right kids? Prob grabbed one and didn’t realize until later when they were wearing different shoes. 

I could not agree more.

Tulips would like a word.

“Surely this iteration of beanie babies will have staying power!”

If you like to donate to various causes, consider using a different card for each. $5-$15 each per month. Set up auto pay statement balance and that should keep them active enough to not lower your balance due to inactivity.

Because I said so.

>Instead of arguing with your child, say “I love you too much to argue.”

That’s what credit cards are for! /s

It would be nice if they would get that annoyed about TikTok being so draconian in the first place that they have to invent code words and like, boycott or something productive...but it’s easier to bully people for not knowing their slang I guess.

At an old job, I was one of the last 2 employees at a site as the company was shutting down. I had to be there everyday to make sure servers were still running for the few customers and let people in for access. The servers ran fine for 6 months with no interaction from me and barely anyone came by. So I did whatever…

I once basically browsed reddit for 6 months and nothing else at my old job.