Fine. These people should be charged, tried, convicted and sentenced to being put on the no-fly list. The problem with the current no-fly list is that there is no charges, no trial and no way to contest your name being put on the list. And the whole list is secret, so you don’t even know you’ve been put on the list.

Anything is legal if you don't get caught. 

Yeah, not going to get shot by some nut because he thinks I’m screwing with his overpriced 100k Tesla. If I see one unplugged, I’ll just laugh a bit and leave it be.

Sometimes I just go to the gas station and sit there in the drivers seat for 25 minutes until I remember why I am there.

Also, a trashed location feels fitting for what appears to be a super trashy operation. 

you understand that to do that would require them to acquire new licensing for a one off image which would likely need to go through a buying department and take multiple days...instead of just using the image library they already have a license for and getting the article out in a timely manner. Journalism requires…

But when those constituents volunteer to put lube and knee pads on, it’s a mutual screw.

Or the delivery fee.

Ted is booking flights to Cancun as we speak. For the children. 

Always remember, for every suck ass politician with low life moral fiber, there are thousands of constituents in his/her district that voted for them and continue to support their policies no matter how reprehensible.
There are a lot of small minded, bitter and ugly people in this world.

Honestly, my best to Texas. May the power grid be ever in your favor.

Pass! It’s been in an accident. A pretty bad one, too. Severe enough that it knocked the steering wheel over to the passenger side!

Man, where did he find that crooked mechanic... Angie’s List?

I thought I was the only one who realized he looks like a bad CGI character from a video game cut scene from 20 years ago. I’m not one to dunk on peoples’ appearances but like...why does he look like that? 

tie fighter gang till i die, as a kid who was raised on NES, MS-DOS games that had to be loaded off of a stack of multiple 2.5" floppies that sometimes required a boot disk to run properly and original trilogy star wars movies, tie fighter and wing commander are S-tier games to me.

The problem is that those panels get covered in dirt because of the Martian winds.

You’re adorable.

So, my wife was also a size six at that time. She did, and still does, have some pretty significant body-image issues. Blame ballet, a kind of shitty father, society, whomever.

King James Matthew 23:25

It still baffles me how any woman, or decent human being for that matter, can ever support a Republican.