If we know anything about that crowd, they accuse all their enemies of doing the disgusting shit they’re guilty of. 

Anyone willing to follow Trump will be likely to believe anything they hear that reinforces their pre-conceived notions. This all fits a pattern of abuse, not some conspiracy, but this is what these type of people were doing for the last 2 decades. The only way out of prosecution would be to become President? Yes!

As a practical matter, you can be arrested for no reason at all. You may one day win a lawsuit for false imprisonment, but that possibility isn’t going to deter a cop who has a bug up his butt for whatever reason.

I’m gonna need some data on the drunk driving stats in Nairobi to believe a “probably” claim LOOOOOOOL

I went to college in Fort Collins, its a college town, so they make a LOT of money off of these DUI arrests. The DUI fallout industry (counseling, AA, textbooks, Drug Tests, Charity work, highway cleanup Etc.) are all thriving businesses built around college kids getting DUI’s

It’s crazy, I got pulled for a DUI once despite not having anything to drink. The cop did not want to hear from me at all, I was cuffed and taken to the hospital straightaway. Had to arrange for a ride home from the police station in the middle of the night and to get back to retrieve my car the next day. I had to pay…

The perfect MAGAT xmas present for someone who pretends to be Christian but has no concept of Christian principles.

If anyone had a boner after getting past that header pic... there’s no sympathy!

Let’s add one: the time he got caught sneaking off to Mexico and blamed it on his two daughters. Father of the fucking year.

There’s literally nothing I could care about less than hurting Ted Cruz personally. In fact, I probably fall more on the side of being in favor of him experiencing discomfort and unhappiness...

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

Don’t forget that:

Brian Houston, and his father and family and that cult they formed, are scum. Absolute scum.

While skimming Jezebel headlines, I read this one as “Hellsong.”

Man said, “Your honor I need the ex I cheated on and left in her moment of need to fund the new family I created while we were married.”

That’s why when I hear Republicans going on about keeping bathrooms safe for women, all I hear is, “...because I would absolutely take advantage of the situation.”

He bought a $1.7MM house, but raised money for his legal defense by crowd-funding. That’s how you know it’s just a grift. For the same reason DJT is always crying about how persecuted he is and needs donations to his legal defense fund.

These are the same people who gathered in Houston to wait for JFK Jr to announce he was trumps running mate back in ‘20.