aMy monosyllabic 16 yr old son, who likes to stare at people when he doesn’t understand the question, without asking what they meant, would be better. I don’t think the network would like the awkward silences interrupted by strange rants against things like Shakespeare, certain colors

I’m trying to avoid thinking about the one thing you wouldn’t want this motion to happen after and the comment below “Jesus Christ she’s awkward” is making it difficult.

Bobby Finger said, “To have Harvey Levin in any way intertwined with the story of a loved one’s death sounds truly horrific.”

“I want to make something that freezes beautifully”. From Anelle’s mouth to Elizabeth’s ears. And now I have to go watch Steel Magnolias again.

This is the most beautiful thing ever inspired by Megan Kelly.

The more I see your work the more I want to print it on canvas and decorate a wall with it.

Sadly, that doesn’t work anymore. Damn GFCI outlets!!

Marry a wealthy rancher baron, then start a blog where you aim to be Paula Deen, but with *slightly* fewer racial slurs.

I’m guessing there is a poll going in the Jez office of who breaks first. Bobby or Megyn?

That’s why I try and post it in every MKT article.

Jesus Christ she’s awkward.

• Megyn Kelly said, “I hope what we’re doing here is providing a light for men out there... If you wanna pay a compliment to a woman in the office, which I feel is already shaky territory, I feel like, ‘You look nice’ is solid. You cross over into ‘hot’? Less solid.”

I mean. How do I get a job as a wacky lifestyle guru. Do I just develop a down home accent and start making people turkey hats? Cause I have to say that would be way more fun than my current job. Although I would have trouble keeping a straight face for any of it.

Now if only Megyn Kelly would get canned so they could give the slot to Elizabeth Heiskell. 

Let’s just give Elizabeth Heiskell Megyn Kelly’s timeslot. I would rather have an hour of her over Megyn Kelly anyday and she seems like the perfect segue to Hoda and Kathy Lee getting day drunk.

So Bobby, is it fair to say that your secret talent is watching this train wreck every day while simultaneously resisting the urge to bathe with your toaster? Because I don’t know how you do it, sir. Hats off.

Somebody is getting low-key revenge on Megyn Kelly by having got themselves assigned to wardrobe and making this woman look ridiculous on television every day. It’s savagely cunning, because the clothes aren’t outright clownish, they are just bad enough to be terrible on her, in this context. Like, they’d probably be…

I said, “Holy shit. Danny Glover’s still around?”

• Megyn Kelly said, “How many times does an actress need to go through this in order to be in films in Hollywood? Is this considered the price of business in your mind?

an original movie about a Christmas Train? Does it go express to the pole ??