That limp blonde mess is not “well coiffed.”

MegYn Kelly Today, Today was one of the highlights of my day.

It might be the only thing, besides nausea, inspired by MegYn Kelly.

The bars of color she doesn’t wear often - red and royal blue - stand out so much against those saccharine pastel pinks and the harsh corporate blacks, khakis, and grays. What does it mean? What does it all mean?

I look forward to the Wardrobe Wall every day. It needs to be printed and framed somewhere.

Bobby, I just took a Today Show content survey. It suggested strongly to me that they are aware of the brittle blond b*tch issue in the third hour. Here’s why: the survey asked what people would like to get - more craft lessons, products featured on the show, books featured on the show, backstage passes to meet…

Somehow, all the other women on Today look great, and MegYn’s outfits are awful. The pastels. The black. The pussy bows. Just awful.

She’s been open about her sexuality for ages.

She was also a child actor, so who knows what happened and what was done to her when she was younger.

Wow, y’all - something happened between MegYn and Kathie Lee and Hoda in regards to the Suzanne Somers hump-fest. Regular viewers know that Kathie Lee self-deprecatingly jokes about getting *no* ack-shawn now that she’s a widow. What a perfect time for her to comment on the daily hump-fest of Suze and Alan, am I…

RE: “Oh my God, I hope Doug is not watching!”

So, MegYn, are you telling us that Doug doesn’t get the ack-shawn every night? After spending some time hate-watching the brittle blonde bitchiness that is MegYn Kelly Today - no, you haven’t been laid in a while, MegYn, and certainly not well. Sorry, Doug.

They both take so many hormones. So. MANY. Hormones. The bubble-wrap ack-shawn man is loaded up with testosterone. He’s basically a walking hard on.

The veteran being interviewed talked about the charity. He said they didn’t ask intrusive questions, like “Did you kill anybody?” They just let the veterans ride the horses and heal. There was some footage of veterans riding horses and looking peaceful.

WC Fields used to say, “I dont drink water. Fish f*** in it.”

Charlie the Service Dog visiting was a good thing.

M3gYn being snarky about Matt Lauer, also good, as it shows her true colors.

That blouse? The one that didn’t go with her skirt? Hideous. The limp hair? Equally hideous.

We can only hope. We can only hope.

(Sighs)

Today’s wardrobe was hideous.

Megyn is a secret Furry?

When you want to go to it.

No. Nope. Not even a little bit.

Blondes, even brittle blonde ice princesses, rarely wear yellow. Skin tones, you know.

Yet...